Good Afternoon Ysrayl…

I trust all is well with you this afternoon… … … I KNOW I have shared with y’all that I have OWNED a FEW VEHICLES in my YOUNG LIFE, and at one point in TIME in MY IGNORANCE, VEHICLES were WHAT I FOCUSED a LOT if my ENERGY, MIND and SPACE to… … … I HAVE “NEVER” OWNED a “MOTORCYCLE”, even though I’ve ALWAYS LIKED them… … … And EVEN though I HAVE “NEVER” OWNED a MOTORCYCLE, it’s “PROBABLY BETTER” that I DIDN’T IN my “IGNORANCE”, because BLACK ASS GENEITCS MAN WOULDA KILLED HIMSELF “FOR SURE”, SOMEWHERE TRYNA RACE THAT MFKA… BUT I WOULD LIKE to SAHRE with Y’all ABOUT the TIME that I “ALMOST” OWNED a MOTORCYCLE… … …

Now DURING and AROUND the TIME that I FIGURED that “I” SHOULD be the “OWNER” of a BIKE, I “SHOULDN’T HAVE” for a MULTIPLICITY of REASONS… A FEW of them I WILL SHARE with YOU NOW… … … FIRST, I DIDN’T “REALLY” KNOW HOW to RIDE them MFKAS like that… … … YEAH… … … MY BLACK ASS DRIVE ONE a FEW TIMES, and, BAM I FIGURED I WAS a “PRO”, I “NEED” a “SPORT BIKE”… … … NOW I NEED to EXPLAIN CERTAIN “KEY” VARIABLES about “MY” PARTICULAR TIME of IGNORANCE… … … “FIRST”, I WAS YOUNG and STUPID and I WAS MAKING a “HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY”… … … SMH… … … WAAAY TOO MUCH MONEY for YOUTH and IGORNANCE… … …

But ANYWAY, I NEEDED a BIKE, and I NEEDED the FASTEST DAMN BIKE I COULD FIND and BUY… SO GOOFUS GOES to the “BIKE DEALER” with the VERY SAME MIND and UNDERSTANDING of REALITY, “PLUS”, I HAD MONEY in MY POCKET… … … So “FIRST”, ANYONE that SELLS CARS, BIKES, BOATS, HOUSES, SOCKS outside the CHECK CASHING PLACE ETC, KNOW what MONEY LOOKS LIKE… THEY SURVIVE on BEING ABLE to SNIFF that SHIT OUT… … … BUT GOOFUS IN HIS “IGNORANCE” WASN’T HIDING THE FACT that HE WANTED to “GIVE AWAY” MONEY WHEN HE PULLED UP to THEM WHITE’S PEOPLES BIKE LOT, TRYNA BUY a BIKE that I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW to RIDE… … … In a DAMN NEAR FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR TRUCK, WITH “AT LEAST” HALF of THAT in “EXTRA SHIT” on it, MUSIC so LOUD, KNOCKIN LIGHTS OUT, and SHELVES off the DAMN WALLS and SHIT… TALKING ABOUT “WHAT’S THE FASTEST BIKE Y’all GOT”… … … Now I SAID “WHITE PEOPLE” BIKE LOT, but I don’t MEAN that in a “DEROGATORY WAY”, and I will UNDERSTAND WHY… … …

So GOOFUS WALKS in, I WANNA SEE the FASTEST BIKE Y’all GOT, when MY BLACK ASS WAS PROBABLY RATED for a GOOD STRONG, STURDY “TEN SPEED”, wit a “NIGHT LIGHT” on THAT MFKA, and a HELMET… … … SO I’m APPROACHED by a YOUNGER WHITE GUY who JUST GOT DONE FIXING SHIT that I “JUST” KNOCKED off the SHELVES PULLIN UP, WIT THE BIGGEST GODDMAN GRIN that a FACE can HAVE and STILL LOOK a FACE… … … MKFIN MOUTH WATERIN and SHIT… … … THIS MFKA DIDN’T EVEN “BLINK” before he STARTED WALKIN TOWARDS the FASTEST, MOST EXPENSIVE BIKE THEY HAD… … …

So GOOFUS walks OVER LIKE, “SHIIID that MFKA LOOK NICE”, its THE FASTEST ONE they GOT, FUCK IT, LET ME GET that… … … GOOFUS DIDN’T EVEN LOOK at the PRUCE before he SAID that GOOFY ASS SHIT, and what’s EVEN “WORST” than that Y’all is, I DIDN’T EVEN “START” the DAMN BIKE… … … In LESS than TEN MINUTES of WALKING in the DOOR, I was SITTIN DOWN to FIGURE OUT the PAPERWORK… … … GOOD THING GOOFUS didn’t REALLY “KNOW” how much THEM BIKES COST, and COULDN’T PAY CASH OUT RITE… … … So I PUT a DOWN on it so NOBODY would BUT IT, and told the SALESMAN that I would be back in “TWO DAYS” to pick it up… … …

Now ANYONE that KNOWS a LITTLE BIT about PURCHASING VEHICLES, BIKES, HOUSES, things of that NATURE… “ONCE” YOU SIGN ON the LINE, “YOU BOUGHT THAT MFKA”…  Don’t MATTER that YOU HAD YO BRAIN IN BACKWARDS that DAY or NOT, IT’S YOURS… … … So GOOFUS NEVER EVEN “STARTED” the DAMN BIKE, but I OWN IT, AND I GOTTA COME BACK to FINISH PAYIN FOR IT because It COST so much… … … Now LISTEN to ME WHEN I TELL Y’all THIS, the YOUNGER WHITE GUY that was SELLING me the BIKE “NEVER” ONCE ASKED me if I EVEN KNEW HOW to RIDE the DAMN BIKE… I DIDN’T EVEN “START” the BIKE Y’all… I DON’T EVEN KNOW if this MFKA RUNS… … … HE LITERALLY just SAID “OK”, TOOK my MONEY and LET ME LEAVE OWNING PROBABLY ONE of the FASTEST BIKES YOU can JUST “BUY” from a DEALER at that TIME, without BUYING an ACTUAL “RACE BIKE”, and I NEVER EVEN STRATED the BIKE… … … AND the WHOLE TIME THIS MFKA DOIN ALL this SHIT wit a BLINK GRIN… I’m KNOWING HE HAPPY cause he MAKIN MONEY, but shit I WANTED the BIKE, so I didn’t CARE that he was makin a couple dollars… … …

So the ONLY EXPERIENCE I HAD was “MOSTLY” with VEHICLES, but SHIT I CAN WHIP a WHEEL like VET, AND I KNOW “HOW” to RACE a VEHICLE… SHIT, I EVEN had a MUSCLE CAR BUILT… … … SO I KNOW WHAT the FUCK GOIN ON wit these BIKES… SHIT, JUST DON’T FALL and “HIT YO GODAAMN HEAD”… … … THAT’S HOW WE LEARN HOW to RIDE BIKES in the HOOD… … … WE LEARNED HOW to RIDE BY HITTIN OUR GODDAMN HEAD… … … NIGGA IF YOU FALL, AND YOU HIT YO GODDAMN HEAD “HARD ENOUGH”, NIGGA YOU A “CERTIFIED PRO”, PUT SEAL ON YO ASS… I BET YOU WON’T HIT THAT MFKA NO MO, SHIIID… … …

So GOOFUS OWNS a BIKE that COULD “SERIOUSLY” be PUT STRAIGHT on a “TRACK” OFF the LOT, and THE “ONLY” REAL WISDOM I GOT is “DON’T FALL AND HIT YO GODDAMN HEAD”… … … DUMB ASS DIDN’T EVEN HAVE a “MOTORCYCLE LICENSE”, but he OWNS a BIKE that HE DIDN’T START, that HE PROBABLY SHOULDA BEEN SCARED OF…  I DIDN’T EVEN BUY a FUCKIN “HELMET”… … … NIGGA JUST, “DON’T FALL”, and HIT YO GODDAMN HEAD… … …

So GOOFUS LEAVES the “WHITE FOLKS” BIKE SHOP, FEELING LIKE a MILLION BUCKS because I “JUST” bought a BIKE that I DIDN’T EVEN “START”… I PULL OFF KNOCKIN the “SAME” SHIT off the WALLS that I KNOCKED OFF PULLING UP, LOOKING LIKE a “WHOLE” CERTIFIED GODDMAN IDIOT in “WHITE FOLKS LAND”… … …

NOW the DAY COMES for GOOFUS to FINISH PAYING for the BIKE and PICK UP the BIKE that I DIDN’T EVEN START, that COST so much MONEY I HAD to COME BACK to FINISH PAYING for it… And the PLAN was I was GONNA JUST DRIVE my VEHICLE to the BIKE SHOP, BUY the BIKE, DRIVE the BIKE HOME, THEN COME BACK and GET MY VEHICLE LATER… … … So GOOFUS PULLS UP in a CAR THIS time, on the SAME IGNORANT SHIT in WHITE FOLKS LAND, KNOCKIN SHIT of WALLS, PISSIN “EVERYBODY OFF”… … … When I get in the BIKE SHOP THIS TIME, the YOUGER WHITE GUY that was HELPING ME was OFF that DAY, so I got an “OLDER WHITE GUY” to HELP me, and TURNS OUT “HE” was the “OWNER” of the BIKE SHOP… … …

So I WALK IN, GOOFY as EVER… “AYE I NEED to PICK UP MY BIKE”… … … So HE ASKED my NAME, SHOOK my HAND and INTRODUCED HIMSELF VERY POLITE… So I start WALKING towards “MY BIKE”, and the GUY says, “OH” so “YOU” are the ONE that BOUGHT THIS ONE… “I SAW the PAPERWORK, but I WAS OFF the OTHER day”… … … Now the “VERY FIRST” QUESTIONED he ASKED me was “IF” I HAD “EVER” OWNED a “SPORT BIKE”?… … … NO… … … HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN a SPORT BIKE?… … … NO… … … HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN a BIKE BEFORE?… … … YEAH a FEW TIMES… … … THEN HE SAYS, “I WOULD LIKE to SHOW YOU SOMETHING”… … … OK… … …

So HE starts WALKING TOWARDS ANOTHER BIKE that DIDN’T “LOOK” as FAST and INTIMADATING as “MY BIKE”, the ENGINE was “NOTICABLY” SMALLER, and it COST a HELL of a LOT LESS than “MY BIKE”… … … So I’m CONFUSED… I’m think LIKE, DID SOMEBODY OFFER HIM “MORE” MONEY for “MY BIKE”?… … … So I’m just LISTENING NOW and PAYING ATTENTION, because THIS MAN JUST DID SOMETHING that “NO SALESMAN”, or “OWNER” DOES… HE DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT me OTHER than “MY NAME”, and that I HAVE “NEVER” OWNED a SPORT BIKE, and I’ve ONLY DRIVEN a BIKE a FEW TIMES BEFORE… … … So HE’S TALKING about HOW WONDERFUL this “OTHER BIKE” is, but “NIGGA IT AIN’T FAST AS MINE”, is WHAT GOOFUS is THINKIN… … …

So AFTER TALKING for a LITTLE BIT, and HIM NOTICING the FACT that I’m THROWN OFF, he STOPS and LOOKS me STRAIGHT in the FACE and SAYS, “LISTEN”, “I KNOW YOU LIKE THAT BIKE”, but YOU DON’T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT BIKES to “OWN” that BIKE… Now, I WAS IN MY IGORANCE, but I AIN’T NEVER BEEN STUPID… … …THIS BIKE SHOP “OWNER”, WHO I JUST GAVE “ALOT” of MONEY TO, and was PREPARED to GIVE a HELL of a LOT MORE TO, is LOOKIN ME STRAIGHT in the FACE “TELLING ME” that HE’S “NOT” COMFORTABLE SELLING ME “THEEE MOST” EXPENSIVE BIKE that HE HAD… … … So I STEPPED OUT of MY IGNORANCE and “ASKED HIM”, what were HIS REASONS for FEELING THAT WAY… … …

So HE STARTED TELLING me, some TIME BACK, he HAD a YOUNG GUY COME in his SHOP and “ASK” for the “FASTEST” BIKE they HAD… HE “KNEW” that the GUY WASN’T READY for “THAT” TYPE of POWER, because HE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND how that POWER WORKS… It “LOOKS” COOL and INTRIGUING, but WHEN YOU GOOFY and YOUNG YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER… … … “NIGGA JUST DON’T FALL, and HIT YO GODDAMN HEAD”… … …

SO HE SELLS the GUY this BIKE that HE KNOWS HE’S NOT READY for, and “TWO DAYS” LATER the GUY “PARALIZED” HIMSELF from the WAIST DOWN RACING that BIKE… … … So the MAN LOOKS at me and SAYS, “LISTEN”, “I WOULD be HAPPY to SEEL YOU ONE of OUR OTHER BIKES, BUT I PERSONALLY AM NOT COMFORTABLE with SELLING YOU “THIS BIKE”… … … I THANKED the MAN for HIS “HONESTY”… … …THEN I SAID TO HIM, “YOU JUST TOLD me ABOUT a MAN “PARALIZING” HIMSELF after “YOU” SOLD HIM a BIKE”… … … YOU DON’T REALLY WANT ME to BUY a BIKE FROM YOU AT ALL DO YOU”?… … … THE MAN DIDN’T EVEN BLINK, HE TURNED and STARTED towards HIS OFFICE, GOT MY PAPERWORK, RIP IT UP and GAVE ME “ALL” MY MONEY BACK… … … WAS “EXTREMELY” POLITE, and COURTEOUS in DOING IT, and SAID to ME, YOU SEEM like a VERY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN, but YOU ARE JUST NOT READY to OPERATE that TYPE of BIKE… … …

NEEDLESS to SAY I “STILL” HAVE NEVER OWNED a BIKE thanks to the HONESTY of ONE PARTICULAR BIKE DEALER… I STILL MAY one DAY, but I WON’T KILL MYSELF ON IT TRYNA SEE HOW FAST IT CAN GO… … … BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY what GOOFUS WOULD HAVE DONE… … … SMH… … … “Oh LET ME SEEN IF I CAN MAKE it do the “WHOLE” TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY MILES an HOUR”… I JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE I “DON’T” FALL AND “HIT MY GODDAMN HEAD” while I’m DOIN it, LOOKING ASS NIGGA… … …

SO “WHY” AM I TELLIN Y’all about GOOFUS and HIS WILD and CRAZY ADVENTURES as a GOOFBALL?… … … BECAUSE “I” WANNA BEGIN to TALK to the BEAUTIFUL, PURE, LIFE GIVING, SWEET, AMAZING, PRECIOUS, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, BREATHTAKING, SEXY, DELICIOUS HAWAHS ABOUT “JOINING” the “OCCULT”, NAMELY “SORORITIES”… WHAT they “ARE”, what they MEAN, and WHO is “REALLY” CONTROLLING “ALL” of YOUR MIND and ACTIONS, while “EVERYONE ELSE”, thinks its “REALLY” YOU… … … WELL it is YOU if YOU ARE “ACTUALLY” DARKNESS, so NOTHING would FEEL, or be AMISS to YOU… But to “ACTUAL LIGHT and LIFE”, as a GARDEN, YOU HAVE “COMPLETELY” GIVEN away the AUTHORITY of YOUR SOUL/MIND to be CONTROLLED for YOU BY DEVILS… IF YOU ARE LIGHT, “THAT” is who is CONTROLLING YOUR MIND for YOU, and CREATING YOUR REALITY… But if YOU ARE LIGHT, YOU KNOW THIS, it’s  EVERYONE ELSE that “DOESN’T”… … …

So AS we BEGIN BEAUTIFUL HAWAHS, I WANT YOU to UNDERSTAND that EVERYTHING that “LOOKS” FUN to do and “AUTHORITATIVE”, don’t MEAN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE SIGNING UP FOR… YOU ARE COMMITTING YOUR MIND to ABSOLUTE DEATH and DARKNESS… THOSE “OATHS” that Y’all TOOK, are LIFE BINDING CONTRACTS… I’m SURE YOU KNOW THAT… But what YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW is “SOMEONE ELSE” GETS to LIVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOU, as YOU, WHILE YOU JUST GO ALONG for the RIDE… AND YES YOU ARE FILLING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES to YOUR CAUSE, but YOU DIE FOR IT… REGARDLESS of HOW SINCERE YOUR HEART is in WHAT YOU BELIEVE, or TRICKED into BELIEVING… … … THOSE CONTRACTS ARE “COMPLETELY” IRREVERSABLE, “UNLESS” YOU “ARE” LIGHT and COME FROM an ACTUAL HUSBAND, and HE AIN’T GOIN NOWHERE UNTIL they ARE BROKEN… … …

SO READY YOUR MINDS BEAUTIFUL HAWAHS, SOME of this “WILL” HURT a LITTLE BIT, but THOSE of US that BELONG to a HUSBAND of LIGHT, ain’t GOT a GODDAMN THING to be WORRYING ABOUT at ALL, BECAUSE “ALL” that HURT that COMES YOUR WAY is FOR the “ACTUAL DARKNESS” that is SEPARATE from YOU… … … I LOVE YOU… … … And I’m HUNGRY THEN A MFKA… … … WOW… … … So I’m gon end this RITE HERE… … …

Tomorrow we continue our course

KING MAAZYAH

 

 

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