Good Afternoon Ysrayl…

I trust all is well with you this afternoon… … … I’m still layin it back Y’all… … … Those that KNOW me, or been reading LONG ENOUGH, “KNOWS” that “I” DON’T WATCH TV for a NUMBER of REASONS… I OWN TVs, and my Children use them for some of their Kids Stuff, but I don’t get into “TELEVISON PROGRAMMING” AT ALLL… Not saying that its wrong for “EVERYBODY ELSE”, I just HAVE MY REASONS… … … When I DID WATCH MOVIES, it HAD to be SOMETHING “REALISTIC”, or SOMETHING that at LEAST “LOOKED LIKE” ACTUAL REALITY, and could HAPPEN “FOR REAL”, or had a “MESSAGE” in it, or else I WOULD LOSE “INTREST” “SOOON” as I SAW some DUMB SHIT… I just SEE STRAIGHT THROUGH “EVERYTHING”, so “MOST” MOVIES MADE ME FEEL “STUPID” after I WATCHED THEM… … …

But “ONE” FUN FACT that my BABIES “MAY” be SURPRISED to find out about me, is what “MY ALLL TIME” FAVORITE MOVIES “ARE”… And I’m “PROBABLY” gon WATCH one THIS EVENING… … … My TOP “THREE” MOVIES of “ALLL” TIME, in “NO SPECIFIC ORDER”, because ALLL of them “EQUALLY” is the SHIT TO ME… … … “FIRST”, “THE TITANIC”… … … That MOVIE came out my JUNIOR YEAR of HIGH SCHOOL, and I SERIOUSLY COULD NOT BELIEVE that MOVIES LIKE THAT “EXISTED”… AND that was HANDS DOWN my “FAVORITE MOVIE”, until I saw ONE of my OTHER “ABSOLUTE FAVORITES, “THE NOTEBOOK”… … …

EVEN though I “ALWAYS” had a HARD TIME WATCHING a WHOLE MOVIE, “ESPECIALLY” if there was “ANY” SIGNS of “DUMB SHIT”, when I GOT THEM MOVIES ON DVD, I was watchin that shit EVERY CHANCE I GOT… Even though I was “ALWAYS” BUSY doin “SOMETHING”, I MADE TIME to WATCH THOSE MOVIES… … …

And my “LAST” of the TOP “THREE”, was “PRIDE and PREJUDICE”… The “SECOND ONE”… The “FIRST” one was DONE EXCELLENT as WELL, but the “SECOND ONE” was “LIFE” for ME ON ALLL TYPES of LEVELS… … …

I’ll NEVER FORGET the DAY I WENT to GO BUY “THE NOTEBOOK and PRIDE and PREJUDICE” on DVD… I was LIVING out IN WHITE PEOPLE’S LAND, the BIGGEST, BLACKEST THING that “MOST” of them HAD EVER SEEN in PERSON… … … I PULLED into a BEST BUY PARKING LOT that WASN’T TOO FAR from my HOME… MUSIC sooo GODDAMN LOUD MFKAS “INSIDE THE STORE” was PISSED OFF… SMH… … … BLACK ASS was JUST “ALLL THE WAY WRONG” out there wit them WHITE FOLKS, DRAWIN ALLL KINDS of “UNNECESSARY ATTENTION”… AND I “ALWAYS” KEPT a DRAGON ON ME no MATTER WHERE I WAS… SMH… … … I don’t KNOW “HOW” them PEOPLE PUT UP wit MY ASS as LONG as they DID… … …

But ANYWAY, THIS PARTICULAR TIME I walks in the BEST BUY, “EVERYBODY” STARRING at ME because they “KNEW” it HAD to BE MY BLACK ASS MAKING ALLL that NOISE OUTSIDE… SO I WALK to the MOVIE SECTION, “ALLL” the EMPLOYEES “LEFT” they SECTION when I SHOWED UP and SHIT… SO WHEN I “FINALLY” “CORNERED” SOMEBODY to “HELP ME”, I KNOW FOR SURE HE FELT LIKE HIS “LIFE” was IN DANGER… “UNTIL I SAID”… … … “YES, I’m LOOKING FOR the MOVIES, “THE NOTEBOOK” and “PRIDE and PREJUDICE”, the MOST “RECENT VERSION”… … … “EXCUSE ME SIR”?… … … “THE NOTEBOOK and PRIDE and PREJUDICE, do YOU HAVE THEM IN STOCK”?… … … LISTEN, when I TELL Y’all that I HAVE “NEVER” SEEN someone so CONFUSED in my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE, I THINK I PROBABLY CHANGED that MAN’S LIFE FOREVER when I SAID THAT… … … THE MAN was OUT DONE Y’all, HE PROBABLY WOULDA BOUGHT the MOVIES FOR ME if HE WAS the CASHIER… … … But ANYWAY, that’s MY TOP THREE Babies, PROBABLY for LIFE… … …

KING MAAZYAH

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