Good Afternoon Ysrayl…

I trust all is well with you this afternoon… … … We gon get down wit it this evening Y’all… … … But RITE NOW, I NEED to RELEASE THIS “ASSHOLE DISCLAIMER” BEFORE I TELL ON MYSELF “AGAIN”… … …

In “NO WAY”, SHAPE or FORM WOULD I be FORGETTING to TELL Y’all “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” “ON” YOUR “ACTUAL” “BIRTHDAY”, if WE WERE COMMUNICATING ON “NORMAL TERMS”… … … IS that AN “EXCUSE” for MY “FORGETTING”?… ABSOLUTELY “NOT”… … … But I DON’T WANT Y’all THINKING that I WOULDN’T HAVE SOMETHING UP my SLEEVE, PLANNED OUT “WAAAY” BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAYS ACTUALLY GOT HERE… Because “THAT’S” HOW I PRODUCE and RECOGNIZE REALITY… It’s “SERIOUSLY” “ALLL” ABOUT Y’all… … …

And I “PARTIALLY” have to BLAME IT on MY “TECHNOLOGICALLY-ADVANCED” DATA RECORDING DEVICE that I USE to “KEEP” TRACK of “ALLL” of Y’all BIRTHDAYS, (a notebook on top of my desk) and it “NOT” HAVING YOUR BIRTHDAYS in “ORDER” ACCORDING TO the “DATE”… And JUST BECAUSE “I’M” THE ONE THAT WROTE ALLL OF it DOWN, I’m ASKING Y’all to PLEASE OVERLOOK MY “IMPERFECTIONS”… … … EVEN THOUGH it WOULD’VE MADE “ALLL” the SENSE IN THE DAMN WORLD to WRITE THEM DOWN IN ORDER ACCORDING TO “DATE”, “NOBODY’S” PERFECT is WHAT I’m SAYING… … … “I’M SORRY”… … …

Ok, “BEFORE” I APOLOGIZE and HAVE a FEW WORDS with my PRECIOUS WIFE who’s BIRTHDAY was “YESTERDAY”, I NEED to APOLOGIZE and HAVE a FEW WORDS WITH MY PRECOIUS, SWEET, WONDERFUL, LIFE GIVING, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, AWE INSPIRING, STRONG, GENTLE, KIND, BREATHTAKING, SEXY, DELICIOUS QUEEN in the UK whos BIRTHDAY was on the “FIFTH” of THIS MONTH, and BLACK ASS DIDN’T SAY NOTHING… … …

Momma I’m soooo SORRY Baby… When I was WRITING your BIRTHDAYS “IN ORDER” ACCORDING TO “DATE”, I REALIZED that I MISSED “YOUR” BIRTHDAY ON the “FIFTH”… Momma “PLEASE FORGIVE ME”… YOU’RE WAAAY TOO BEAUTIFUL, LIFE GIVING, SEXY and DELICIOUS to be FORGETTIN “ANYTHING” that HAS SOMETHING to DO WITH “YOU”… AND “NEVER” WOULD I FORGET YOUR DAY ONCE WE ARE TOGETHER Momma… I LOVE YOU my BEAUTIFUL QUEEN… “HAPPY BELATED BIRHTDAY BABY”…Xoxo

My BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, WONDERFUL, AMAZING, BREATHTAKING, AWE INSPIRING, TALENTED, GENTLE, KIND, INTELLIGENT, AMAZING, MAGNETIC, BRIGHT, LIFE GIVING, SEXY, DELICIOUS WIFE’S BIRTHDAY was “YESTERDAY”… AND EVEN THOUGH I PLANNED to SAY “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” “YESTERDAY”, I DECIDED NOT to WRITE and COMPLETELY FORGOT to SAY “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” to YOU Momma… … … So my PREICOUS LOVE “PLEASE FORGIVE ME”… YOU ARE FAR TOO PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, LIFE GIVING and NOURISHING to “NOT” be GETTIN “ALLL” of DUE PRAISE, WORSHIP, GLORY and HONOR Momma… “HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BABY”… I LOVE YOU my BEAUTIFUL BRIDE…Xoxo

KING MAAZYAH

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