Good Evening/Morning Ysrayl…

I trust all is well with you this evening/morning… … … TONIGHT we just gon CRUISE Y’all… … … My BLACK ASS is TOO SLEEPY to be THINKING “FOR REAL”… … … YOU KNOW YOU SLEEPY when YOU FEEL like ONE OF YO BABIES SHOULD be “CHAPERONING” YOUR BEHAVIORS and SHIT… … … “Awww Baby”, why “YOU” let “ME” say that to “THEM PEOPLE”, is WHAT MY BLACK ASS WOULD BE SAYING TOMORROW… … … LMFAO… … … “NIGGA YOU WANTED to SAY THAT SHIT, WHY YOU BRINGING YO BABIES IN IT”… … … LMFAO… … …

FYI for “ALLL” NONE BLACK PEOPLE… … … If YOU CATCH “BLACK PEOPLE” in a “CERTAIN PHASE” of “SLEEPY”, YOU WILL GET “ONLY” “THE BUTT NAKED ASS TRUTH” NO MATTER “WHAT” TYPE OF PERSON YOU “THOUGHT” THEY WAS… … … IF YOU HAVE “NEVER” HAD YO FEELINGS “THOROUGHLY” “BREAK DANCED ON”, CATCH the “RITE” “BLACK SOMEBODY” WHEN THEY TOO SLEEPY to OPERATE ACCORDING TO they “HOME TRAINING”… … … “DAMN, NIGGA I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS”… … … LMFAO… … …

Those of us that ARE/WERE into CARS a LITTLE BIT, “MAY” REMEMBER WHEN they “FIRST” BROUGHT the “DODGE CHARGER” “BACK” into PRODUCTION… As WELL as that “HEMI ENGINE” that MANY of US have “SOME” type of RESPECT FOR… … … “EVERYBODY” WANTED ONE, “INCLUDING MYSELF”… … … But when they “FIRST” CAME BACK INTO PRODUCTION I HAVE MORE CARS then I HAD ROOM FOR, and there was REALLY “NO WAY” to JUSTIFY BUYING ONE and I HAD NOWHERE to PUT it… I didn’t want to be PAYING ANOTHER STORAGE FEE, so HELD UP… And SHORTLY AFTER, SOMEONE I KNEW NEEDED a VEHICLE so I GAVE AWAY ONE of MY VEHICLES and THAT HELPED to “JUSTIFY” BUYING MYSELF a CHARGER… … …

I was ONLY gonna be USING it for RUNNIN HERE and THERE, but OF COURSE IT “STILL” NEEDED to BE “FAST”… So I BOUGHT a “FAST ONE”, and HAD a LITTLE ENGINE WORK DONE to IT, and a FEW OTHER LITTLE ODDS and ENDS to it to MAKE IT FASTER… … …

At the TIME I HAD SOME BUSINESS IN CHICAGO that I HAD to MAINTAIN… So on the WEEKENDS that I HAD BUSINESS to TEND TO DOWN THERE, I HAD a LITTLE ROUTINE… If I got DOWN THERE “EARLY” ENOUGH in the DAY, I would MAKE my LITTLE ROUNDS and TAKE CARE of MY BUSINESS, and AFTER THAT I WOULD STOP and GRAB SOMETHING to EAT at this LITTLE RESTURANT that I LIKED DOWN THERE, and HEAD BACK the SAME DAY… … …

SO THIS PARTICULAR DAY I HANDLE my BUSINESS EARLY, GRAB me a LITTLE SOMETHING to EAT at my LITTLE SPOT DOWN THERE, and HEADED BACK HOME… … … SO I’m ON my WAY BACK HOME, HADN’T REALLY “THOUGHT” ABOUT RACING ANYONE on the WAY BACK… And THAT PROBABLY was just BECAUSE I DIDN’T RUN INTO ANYONE that WOULD GIVE ME a RACE… … …

SO I’m DRIVING, ALMOST HOME and I REMEMBER LOOKING in my PASSENGER SIDE MIRROR and SEEING the FRONT END of ONE of those “PONTIAC GTO’S” that THEY “JUST” BROUGHT BACK into PRODUCTION DURING THAT TIME… THEY HAD a NICE SIX LITER ENGINE in those, so I “KNEW” they WERE FAST… SO I GOT EXCITED of COURSE… … … I SLOWED DOWN a LITTLE BIT to LET the CAR CATCH UP to me, “HOPING” that I CAN GET a RACE… … …

So WHEN WE GET SIDE BY SIDE the WINDOWS where LIKE FIVE PERCENT TINT, so I COULDN’T SEE “ANYTHING” or “ANYONE”… … … And NOW that I THINK ABOUT IT, “I” HAD FIVE PERCENT TINT TOO, so THEY COULDN’T SEE ME EITHER… … … But what I DID NOTICE “RITE AWAY” was that that CAR WAS “NOT” “STOCK”… And the WAY I KNEW THAT is BECAUSE I COULD HEAR “HEADERS”… … … BUT I WASN’T STOCK EITHER, SO YOU FINNA RACE ME… … …

NOW “NORMALLY” when YOU’RE GONNA RACE on the “FREEWAY”… … … “PRETTY PLEASE DON’T EVER DO THAT Y’all”… … … But ANYWAY, NORMALLY YOU WAIT until YOU GET a LITTLE CLEARING, YOU COUNT OFF and GET DOWN ON IT… Well, when I SLOWED DOWN to GET SIDE BY SIDE, I PUNCH the GAS a LITTLE BIT just signal that I WANTED a RACE… AND USUALLY that WILL GET YOU a RACE if they WANNA RACE… … … SO I PUNCHED it just a LITTLE to SIGNAL a RACE, then I HEARD THEM “HEADERS GO OFF” to SIGNAL BACK… … … SO I PUNCH IT, and I GET ABOUT SIX or SEVEN CAR LENGTHS AHEAD of the GTO “IMMEDIATELY”… … …

NOW “ANYONE” that KNOWS a LITTLE BIT ABOUT “ENGINES” and “TURBOS”, or ANYONE that HAS HAD a “TURBO” PUT ON YOUR VEHICLE, “KNOWS”, that YOU DON’T REALLY “KNOW” a CAR THAT YOU ARE GONNA RACE HAS a TURBO “ON IT” “UNTIL” YOUR EITHER “HEAR IT” “SPOOL UP”, or SOMEONE “TOLD YOU”… … …

SO I PUNCH IT in the CLEARING that WE HAD, I GOT UP to MAYBE ABOUT ONE THIRTY or SO… I LOOK IN THE SIDE VIEW MIRROR, and EVEN THOUGH I WAS so FAR “AHEAD” of the GTO as I WAS, it ALMOST SEEMED LIKE I “SAW” THE “FRONT END” of that CAR RISE ABOUT “TWO or THREE” INCHES WHEN THEY PUNCHED IT, and THAT TURBO “FINALLY” TOOK HOLD… … … THE THING about TURBOS on an ENGINE is that THEY DON’T “RESPOND” “IMMEDIATELY” WHEN YOU GET DOWN ON THE GAS… So YOU CAN “THINK” YOU WINNING a RACE, or ABOUT to WIN a RACE, but IF “YOU” AIN’T GOT NO TURBO, and YOU RACE a NICE ENGINE THAT “DOES” HAVE ONE, MORE THAN LIKELY “YOU LOST”… … …

SO WHEN I “SAW” the FRONT END of THAT GTO GET UP OFF THE GROUND, “AT ONE HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR”, I “KNEW” I FUCKED UP… … … BAD… … … CHECK IT OUT… I “MAYBE” GOT UP to ONE FORTY, I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK at MY SPEEDOMETER ANYMORE AFTER I SAW what I JUST SAW IN MY SIDE VIEW… BUT THAT CAR FLEW PASSED ME SO FAST, I WAS EMBARASSED to THINK I WAS RACING… … … THE CAR “DISSAPPEARED” Y’all… … …

SO I CALMED DOWN and DROVE the SPEED LIMIT, OBEYING “ALLL” the TRIFFIC LAWS… USING MY TURN SIGNAL to SWITCH LANES and SHIT, CHECKIN MY BLIND SPOT and EVERYTHING… YOU KNOW, ALLL THE THINGS “NONE” RACERS DO when THEY “KNOW” they AIN’T SUPPOSED to be RACING “ANYWAY”… … …

SO I GET to my EXIT, and I’m GONNA STOP and GET SOME GAS… … … LOW and BEHOLD THE “GTO” WAS PARKED AT THE GAS STATION… SO I PULL IN to the PUMP on the OTHER SIDE of the ONE the GTO WAS PARKED AT… I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING to GUY that JUST BEAT THE BRAKES OFF MY ASS… … … SO as I’m GETTIN READY to JUMP OUT of the CAR, a “BEAUTIFUL” “YOUNG” “WHITE WOMAN” JUMPED OUT that GTO, SMILED and WAVED, and WENT INTO the GAS STATION… … … I was SO CONFUSED Y’all I JUST WENT HOME.. I FORGOT I WAS “SUPPOSED” to be GETTIN GAS… … …

The MORAL OF THE STORY is, its “WORSE” WHEN YOU GET BEAT BY a “GIRL” and YOU WAS DOIN SOMETHING YOU WASN’T “SUPPOSED” to be DOIN “ANYWAYS”… … … I was a LITTLE BIT “SENSITIVE” for a FEW DAYS AFTER THAT, but I was EVENTUALLY ABLE to “ACCEPT MYSELF” AS I WAS “AGAIN”… … …

Tomorrow we continue our course

KING MAAZYAH

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