Good Morning Ysrayl…

I trust all is well with you this morning… … … Chech it out Y’all… We’re gonna JUST CRUISE TODAY… … … Y’all probably wanna read something a LITTLE BIT LIGHTER than what we BEEN talking about… PLUS I “DON’T” really FEEL LIKE THINKING “LIKE THAT” this morning… IF “THAT” MAKES any SENSE… … …

THIS “DOESN’T” HAVE “ANYTHING” to do with “ANYTHING”… So “NO MESSAGES” being SENT at ALLL to DISCIFER or “ANYTHING” like that… … …

KINDA FUNNY SITUATION that CAME to mind THIS MORNING that HAPPENED to me SOME YEARS BACK… I MAY HAVE EVEN told Y’ALL THIS BEFORE at SOME POINT… … …

SOME YEARS BACK when I WORKED on the ARMORED TRUCKS… ACTUALLY “SHORTLY AFTER” I “STARTED” WORKING THERE… I was put on a ROUTE that WORKED the “INNER CITY” and “DOWNTOWN” AREA of MILWAUKEE… It was a PRETTY BIG ROUTE… IT HAD a “LOT” of BANKS and STORES to PICK UP and DROP OFF MONEY to and FROM… … …

AND WHAT “HELPED” it to be a ROUTE that “NOT MANY” PEOPLE wanted to WORK, was BECAUSE the “GRAND AVENUE MALL” was on that ROUTE… And DURING “THAT TIME”, that MALL was “ALWAYS” PACKED FULL of PEOPLE… It was “WAAAY TOO MANY” STORES to SERVICE… “WAAAY TOO MUCH” WALKING AROUND the MALL with “WAAAY TOO MUCH MONEY”… … …

It was just “NOT” a FUN or EASY ROUTE to WORK… … …

BUT WHAT MADE “THAT” PARTICULAR ROUTE even “MORE” of a PAIN IN THE ASS for “ME”… Was the FACT that there was a “BANK” to SERVICE “RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE” of the MALL… And they “ALWAYS” GOT “A LOT” of “CASH and COIN” DELIVERED a “COUPLE TIMES” a WEEK… … …

SO NOT ONLY did YOU HAVE to SERVICE “ALLL” the STORES on the ROUTE, and DELIVER “WHATEVER” CASH and COIN “THEY” NEEDED… BUT YOU HAD TO DELIVER MONEY to the “BANK” a FEW TIMES a WEEK… AND THEY “ALWAYS” got “A LOT” of CASH and COIN… … …

So ME BEING “NEW” to the ROUTE, LEARNING “ALLL” the STOPS… LEARNING HOW to “STAY SAFE”, but “ALSO” “STAY EFFICIENT”, was “OK” IN THE BEGINING because I HAD a “PARTNER/TRAINER” SHOWING me the ROPES… … …

AND I “LEARNED FAST” what was NECESSARY to STAY SAFE, but “ALSO” how to do the JOB in a TIMELY MANNER… … …

SO AFTER a “SHORT WHILE” of TRAINING… AND I “DO MEAN SHORT”… I had to RUN the ROUTE “MYSELF”, because the GUY WHO’S ROUTE that it “ACTUALLY WAS”, for SOME REASON was WORKING “ANOTHER ROUTE”… SO I HAD to WORK “THAT” ROUTE for a WHILE… … …

AND the “WHOLE ENTIRE ROUTE” WASN’T “SO BAD” once I GOT the HANG of it… AND GOT a LITTLE ROUTINE DOWN that HELPED me STAY EFFICIENT… … …

WELL it WASN’T “SO BAD”, EXCEPT for “ONE STOP” in PARTICULAR… THE “BANK STOP” IN THE MALL… … …

AND “THAT” STOP was “TERRIBLE” for a “NUMBER” of REASONS… TOO MUCH MONEY NEEDED to be DELIVERED… AND WHEN I SAY “MONEY”, WHAT I’m TALKING ABOUT was the “REAL PROBLEM”, was the “AMOUNT” of COIN that THEY ORDER WEEKLY… … …

THE “CASH” wasn’t ALLL that BAD to DELIVER… WHAT KILLED YOU was STOPS that had a “TREMENDOUS” AMOUNT of “COIN”… WE HAD to USE HAND TRUCKS/CARTS to DELIVER the COIN to the STOPS that NEEDED MORE than a FEW BOXES of COIN… … …

ANYWAY… … … “ASIDE” from the “COIN” at that BANK MAKING IT a “TERRIBLE STOP”… WHAT MADE IT a “NIGHTMARE” FOR “ME”, was the “ACTUAL BANK MANAGER” of the BANK… … …

SHE was an “OLDER WHITE WOMAN”… ACTUALLY “EXTREMELY PLEASANT”, “VERY KIND” and THOUGHTFUL PERSON… … … OR “SO I THOUGHT”… AND YOU’D PROBABLY THINK that “TOO” just from SEEING HER DOING HER JOB… AND THE WAY she KEPT EVERYONE in a PRETTY MUCH “GOOD MOOD”… … …

BUT “ANYWAYS”… … …

WHEN YOU DELIVER MONEY to those BANKS, “USUALLY” YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE MONEY ALLL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR VAULT… COUNT WHATEVER NEED to be COUNTED to “VARIFY” that “EVERYTHING” is THERE… WHOEVER’S RECEIVING the MONEY HAD TO SIGN OFF on RECEIVING IT…IF YOU WERE PICKING UP MONEY, YOU HAD to COUNT WHAT YOU WERE PICKING UP and SIGN OFF ON IT… AND THAT was REALLY IT… … …

AND “USUALLY” THERE was “ONLY” ONE or TWO BANK WORKERS “ALLOWED” in the VAULT WHEN THEY WERE RECEIVING a DELIVIERY… BUT “NORMALLY” JUST “ONE”… AND it was “USUALLY” the “ACTUAL” BANK MANGER… Or if they HAD an “ASSIGNED” “VAULT TELLER”, then the “VAULT TELLER” was the ONLY ONE IN THE VAULT WITH YOU… … …

So “FRESH ON THE JOB”, LEARNING “ALLL” the STOPS, THE PEOPLE that WORKED at the STORES and BANKS… AND it was “ALLL GOOD” AT FIRST… … …

EVEN THE PARTICULAER BANK that I’m TALKING ABOUT… THEY GOT “A LOT” of COIN, but it SEEMED OK AFTER I GOT USED to the COIN DELIVERY… Which DIDN’T TAKE VERY LONG… … …

BUT “SOON AFTER” I THOUGHT THINGS were “OK”… THEN THEY “WEREN’T”… … …

SO WHAT I “DIDN’T” KNOW ABOUT that “SWEET, KIND, VERY PLEASANT, OLDER WHITE WOMAN, was THAT “SHE REALLY, REALLY LIKED YOUNG, STRONG BLACK MEN”… AND I SAY “MEN”, but I CAN’T SAY that WHAT I WITNESSED and ENDURED, I SAW “ANYONE ELSE” HAVE TO DEAL WITH… … …

WHAT DO I MEAN?… … …

WELL “IN THE BEGINING” when I WAS DELIVERING MONEY, THERE was “ALWAYS” “TWO” VAULT PEOPLE… THE “BANK MANAGER”, and a REGULAR TELLER… AND “EVERYTHING” was “ALWAYS” PROFESSIONAL and STRAIGHT FORWARD… BUT “AFTER” a COUPLE TIMES, I NOTICED that the “BANK MANAGER” was TELLING the REGULAR BANK TELLER that “NORAMALLY” HELPED HER, to just STAY UP FRONT, and “SHE” would HANDLE the CASH DELIVERY HERSELF… COUNTING and SIGNING for it, and WHAT NOT… … …

AND “ME” BEING “NEW” on the JOB, NOT REALLY THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING WEIRD or NOTHING LIKE THAT… I just THOUGHT that the BANK MANAGER was GETTING USED to just WORKING WITH ME, and was COMFORTABLE BEING IN the VAULT with it JUST BEING US… … …

THAT WASN’T “OUT” of the ORDINARY… I HAD “MANY” BANKS where it was JUST MYSELF and the BANK MANAGER, or VAULT TELLER… So I REALLY DIDN’T THINK ANYTHING ABOUT IT “AT FIRST”… … …

SO I WOULD DO MY JOB… UNLOAD the CASH and COIN… GET EVERYTHING COUNTED that I was PICKING UP, SIGN for it and ALLL THAT… AND USUALLY it was JUST “SMALL TALK” about “WHATEVER” WHILE YOU’RE DOIN THAT… … …

DOING THAT JOB YOU KINDA LEARN a lot about the PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH… THEIR FAMILY LIFE… WHAT THEY DID for the WEEKENDS, or IN THEIR SPARE TIME… AND YOU LEARN WHAT THEIR “ACTUAL” PERSONALITY is LIKE… … …

SO YOU CAN GET “COMFORTABLE” WITH PEOPLE RATHER EASILY WHEN YOU SEE them a FEW TIMES a WEEK… AND TALKING to them ABOUT THIS or THAT… … …

BUT ANYWAYS… … …

THIS BANK MANAGER was “NATURALLY” a “VERY PLEASANT” PERSON to WORK WITH… KINDA FUNNY, EASY GOING, and REALLY JUST KINDA FUN to BE AROUND… NEVER in TEN THOUSAND LIFETIMES WOULD YOU “THINK” ANYTHING OTHER than SHE WAS JUST a SWEET OLDER WOMAN… … …

BUT WHAT I STARTED TO NOTICE, “VERY SHORTLY” AFTER we STARTED WORKING the CASH “ALONE” without the OTHER BANK TELLER… WAS THAT this LADY was GETTING “EXTREMELY” MORE “COMFORTABLE” WITH ME than I REALLY EXPECTED… … …

AND WHAT I MEAN by that, is THAT I STARTED NOTICING “HOW CLOSE” SHE WOULD STAND NEXT TO ME WHILE WE WERE COUNTING and VARIFYING… AND AT “FIRST” it “FELT” “STRANGE”… BUT I “QUICKLY” DISMISSED IT… SAYING to MYSELF THAT “I” was “TRIPPIN”… “SHE WAS JUST DOIN HER JOB”, and SHE WASN’T INTIMIDATED BY ME… … …

WHICH was “GOOD”… I “KNOW” I “CAN BE” VERY INTIMIDATING to SOME PEOPLE… “COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY”… AND I just DISMISSED IT as “SHE” was “COMFORTABLE” AROUND ME… SO I just THOUGHT, “HEY GOOD”, “AT LEAST SHE’S NOT SCARED OF ME” LIKE “MANY” WERE… OF COURSE UNTIL THEY GOT TO “KNOW ME”… … …

BUT SHORTLY AFTER I NOTICED the RATHER “CLOSENESS” of HER BEHAVIORS “WHILE” HANLDING OUR BUSINESS… SHE WOULD “TOUCH ME”… “NOT” IN ANY “SEXUAL WAY” or ANYTHING… BUT WE WORKED in a “CLOSE QUARTERS” TYPE of SITUATION in that VAULT… So WHEN SHE HAD TO MOVE AROUND ME, or WE HAD TO SWITCH SPOTS where WE WERE STANDING… SHE WOULD TOUCH MY ARM, or BACK… KINDA HOW YOU’D TOUCH YOUR WOMAN just MOVING AROUND EACH OTHER… … …

AND AGAIN, IT was a “FLAG” for ME… FOR a COUPLE REASONS… I “NOTICE” SOMEONE TOUCHING ME “RITE AWAY” NO MATTER “WHAT” TYPE of SITUATION it IS… I’m a “VERY SENSUAL PERSON”… SO to “ME” “TOUCHING” is FOR “INTIMACY”, and to BE CAPITALIZED ON… “ESPECIALLY” BETWEEN a MAN and a WOMAN… … …

“ON TOP” of MY BEING an “INTROVERT”… “MOST” INTROVERTS WILL TELL YOU that WE “DON’T” LIKE BEING “TOUCHED” by “RANDOM PEOPLE”… IT DON’T MATTER “WHO YOU ARE”, HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE or ANYTHING… IF YOU TOUCH a “REAL INTROVERT”, its BECAUSE “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE” TOUCHING THEM… “NOT” BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO SNEAK and “GET YOUR JOLLIES OFF”… … …

BUT ANYWAY… … … THIS OLDER WOMAN, “VERY PLEASANT”, and “VERY NICE” to TALK to, was “NOW VERY COMFORTABLE” with being “VERY CLOSE TO ME”… AND “NOW” SHE’S “TOUCHING ME”… … …

SO to be “COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FORWARD” about it… I STARTED to REALIZE that THIS WOMAN “LIKES ME”… I MEAN WHEN I “STOPPED” just KEEPING MY HEAD “FOCUSED” on doing MY JOB, and KINDA STEPPED BACK and LOOKED at the “WHOLE SITUATION”… I SAW that “THIS LADY” was “REALLY” GOING THROUGH SOMETHING “FOR REAL”… … …

AND IT WAS KINDA “FU**ED UP”… BECAUSE “ALLL” THIS TIME I WAS TRYING to MAKE IT a “COMFORTABLE” SITUATION for “BOTH” of US… BEING “REALLY PLEASANT” and HELPFUL… NOT REALLY LETTING “HER” DO ANY of the LIFTING and WHATEVER ELSE that was “ACTUALLY” “HER JOB” to DO… I MEAN I was “REALLY” PUTTING in the ENERGY to MAKE THINGS “COMFORTABLE”… … …

CRACKIN JOKES and SHI*, TELLING HER “ALLL” about MY DAY and EVERYTHING… “NEVER” REALLY REALIZING that the “WHOLE TIME”, “I” WAS COMING ACROSS to THIS LADY LIKE “I” WAS “FLIRTING” with HER… … …

AND ONCE I REALIZED IT, I SEEN “HOW FAR” the SHI* HAD GON “IN HER MIND”… … …

AND “HOW” “FU**ED UP” it was, because “NOW” THIS LADY was “ON FIRE”, AND MY BLACK ASS WAS the ONE that DID IT… … …

BUT “ANYWAY”… I “TRIED” to PLAY it OFF, and BACK TRACK MY ACTION a LITTLE BIT ONCE I REALIZED WHAT was HAPPENING… AND “THAT” SHIT “DIDN’T” WORK “AT ALLL”… … …

IN “HER” MIND, “WE” WERE “FRIENDS”, WE LAUGHED, TALKED and ALLL THAT GOOD STUFF… SO I “COULDN’T JUST” “TURN ON HER” and START BEHAVING in a WAY that was “OPPOSITE” to WHAT “I” STARTED, because “FOR SURE” SHE would BE NERVOUS or INTIMIDATED “THEN” to be AROUND ME… … …

SO I just FIGURED “I WAS IN CONTROL”… I’m THE MAN IN THE SITUATION RITE?… I WOULD JUST “BE PLEASANT and KIND” as USUAL, but I WOULD “MAKE SURE” to “KEEP” the DISTANCE IN OUR CONVERSATIONS… AND “NOT” GIVE OFF “SO MUCH” WARM ENERGY… SHE would “SURELY” GET the MESSAGE FROM “THAT”… … …

“SYKE”… … …

SO “ONE DAY” I was MAKING MY NORMAL DROP OFF… NOTHING OUT of the ORDINARY… … …

WHAT I STARTED TO DO, “PARTICULARLY” FOR “THAT” BANK STOP… WAS I “STARTED” BEHAVING LIKE I was RUNNING BEHIND SCHEDULE… OR THAT I DIDN’T HAVE VERY MUCH TIME to TALK and SHOOT THE SHI*… “THINKING” that would DRIVE a LITTLE BIT of SPACE BETWEEN US… … …

SO I’m DOING MY NORMAL DROP OFF… I’m MOVING FAST, STILL TALKING and BEING PLEASANT… BUT I WAS “SUPPOSED TO BE” in a “RUSH”… SO I’m “RUSHING FOR NOTHING”, TRYING TO HURRY and FINISH our BUSINESS so I can GET OUT of THERE… I’m UNLOADING the COIN FROM MY HAND TRUCK/CART, and WHEN I FINISHED and STOOD UP, I FELT a HAND “CUFF” MY ASS CHEEK… AND WHEN I WRITE “CUFF MY ASS CHEEK”… “ALLL” MEN “KNOW” HOW YOU “CUFF” YO WOMAN’S ASS WITH “AUTHORITY” BECAUSE ITS “YOURS RITE”?… … …

THAT’S THE TYPE of “ASS CUFF” that it WAS… It was a “CUFF OF AUTHORITY”… … …

AND WHEN WRITE a “CUFF OF AUTHORITY”… I’m SAYING I “ACTUALLY” HAD to “THINK ABOUT IT” for a “SECOND”… BECAUSE I “ALMOST” FELT LIKE I WASN’T SUPPOSED to HAVE a PROBLEM WITH IT, because it was “SO MUCH AUTHORITY” in HER “CUFF”… … …

SO “ONCE” it “FINALLY” REGISTERED to me that THIS WOMAN is “GRABBING MY ASS”… WHAT MADE ME “FEEL” MORE LIKE the BITCH IN THE SITUATION, and “NOT” “THE MAN” in the SITUATION like I “THOUGHT” I WAS DOIN… Was I “HAD” TO “MOVE” ASIDE and LOOK AT HER for SECOND to ACTUALLY “BREAK” HER CONCENTRATION… … …

AND “SHE” ALMOST DIDN’T REALIZE that I was “OFFENDED” BY THAT… … …

BUT “SHE DID” SMILE a SAY “SORRY” ONCE SHE REALIZED that WE “WEREN’T” ON the “SAME PAGE”… BUT “THAT” was “ALLL”… SHE JUST SAID “SORRY”, BUT HER BEING “ON FIRE” DIDN’T GO “ANYWHERE”… … …

NOW the PROBLEM that “I” HAD, was I was “STILL” KINDA “NEW” on the JOB at THIS POINT… I DIDN’T REALLY “KNOW” “HOW” to DEAL WITH THAT SITUATION, “WITHOUT” CAUSING PROBLEMS for “EITHER ONE OF US”… … … “PLUS”, WHO WOULD BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID that THIS “OLDER WHITE WOMAN”, WHO was REALLY JUST as SWEET as PIE… Was MOLESTING ME IN THE VAULT when NO ONE WAS AROUND… … …

YES, it “WAS CAMERAS” IN the VAULT… BUT DON’T NOBODY WANNA GO THROUGH “ALLL THAT SHIT”… BUT I KNEW “SOMETHING” HAD to be SAID or DONE… BECAUSE “EITHER” THAT WOMAN was GONNA TAKE IT TO THE “NEXT LEVEL”, or “SOMETHING” ELSE EVEN “WORSE” WOULD HAPPEN… … …

SO EVEN THOUGH I “DIDN’T” WANT TO TELL the MANAGER of MY JOB WHAT was HAPPENING, because “NOT ONLY” was he GONNA “LAUGH HIS ASS OFF”… BUT IT WAS GONNA be “FRONT FUCKIN PAGE NEWS” at the JOB… BUT OF COURSE I HAD to COVER “MYSELF”, and I went and TOLD HIM… … …

SO “AFTER” the ROUTE THAT DAY… AND “AFTER” “EVERYBODY” was OUT of HIS OFFICE… I WENT IN THERE to TELL HIM WHAT HAD BEEN GOIN ON, and WHAT HAPPENED “THAT” DAY… … …

So I TOLD HIM that that LADY GRABBED MY ASS… AND WHEN I “WRITE” that I “NEVER” SEEN SOMEONE “LAUGH” with so MUCH “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK” “ENERGY”… I SAYING TO Y’ALL THAT I “FELT” a LITTLE BIT LIKE a “VICTIM” Y’ALL… … …

I WAS GETTING “ALMOST” “FULL BLOWN MOLESTED” “ON THE JOB”… BY an OLDER WHITE WOMAN that “DIDN’T” LOOK LIKE SHE was PLANNING ON “STOPPING” “ANYTIME SOON”… … …

I GO TO THE FUCKIN “MANAGER” to GET HELP and GUIDANCE on “HOW” to DEAL WITH the SITUATION in a “PROFESSIONAL WAY”… BUT “STILL” “NOT” GET the LADY IN “ANY” TYPE of “TROUBLE”… AND “THIS MFKA” LAUGHING “SO HARD” that I DIDN’T EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYMORE to GET ALLL THE DETAILS IN… … …

HE “NEVER” EVEN ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED “HIM” to do ABOUT IT… … …

LONG STORY SHORT, I THINK the LADY “REALIZED” that it WENT TOO FAR… Or that “SHE” was “READING” ME the “WHOLE WRONG WAY”, when I CAME BACK to that STOP… AND SHE “STILL” BEHAVED LIKE SHE LIKED ME, but SHE KEPT HER HANDS to HERSELF… AND SHE DIDN’T TOUCH ME, or STAND so CLOSE to ME ANYMORE… … …

PLUS “SHORTLY” AFTER THAT I was MOVED to a “PERMANENT” ROUTE, “OUTSIDE” of the CITY… … …

THE “MORAL” of the STORY TODAY Y’ALL, is that “THINGS CHANGE” when “ASS” is “INVOLVED” in the SITUATION… YOU NEVER KNOW WHO’S WHO “UNTIL” YOU THROW SOME ASS IN THE MIX… … …

SO PROTECT YOURSELVES YSRAYL… And “NEVER”, and I “DO MEAN NEVER” be EMBARASSED to “PROTECT YOURSELVES” FROM “SEXUAL PREDATORS”… … … LMFAOOOOOO… … …

WELL BEAUTIFUL YSRAYL, I WILL END TODAY’S DISCUSSION “HERE”… And as USUAL I NEED for Y’ALL to “ONLY” OPERATE IN YOUR BEAUTY, AUTHORITY, LIFE, LOVE and STRENGTH… … …

LIVE, LOVE and be PEACEFUL YSRAYL… … …

KING MAAZYAH

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